Difficult to Stay Alive and Die

Agent Rico Seagull will have to face ninjas, care for the environment, make passionate Seagal love, and participate in a Segway scooter chase before he can satisfy his taste for killing.

Cast

Jay Giannone

Henchman

Jeremy Luke

Ninja

Patrick Gallagher

Rico Seagull

Robert Costanzo

Geo

Mike Dusi

Mario

Brent Tarnol

Ace

Jenna Willis

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