The Villain

Handsome Stranger has agreed to escort Charming Jones to collect her inheritance from her father. But Avery Simpson wants the money and hires notorious outlaw Cactus Jack to ambush Charming. However, Cactus Jack is not very good at robbing people.

Cast

Kirk Douglas

Cactus Jack

Ann-Margret

Charming Jones

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Handsome Stranger

Paul Lynde

Nervous Elk

Foster Brooks

Bank Clerk

Ruth Buzzi

Damsel in Distress

Jack Elam

Avery Simpson

Strother Martin

Parody Jones

Robert Tessier

Mashing Finger